Hapan Year 4052, Day 126
Cluster Time 13:14
The Hapan News Network is Hapes centralized News Network. HNN was founded in 4028, following the amalgamation of core news services throughout the Cluster. HNN is headquartered on Hapes Prime, with countless stations on all planets, and thousands of news agents in the field. HNN prides itself with providing you with the most accurate and reliable news possible about the events taking place within the Hapes Cluster.
Over the last few days, a bizzare sequence of events has taken place in the Hapan Royal Palace. Royal Jester Tantho, pictured here...
*Shows a black and white image of Tantho in a jester hat*
...has been jailed, following a series of offences ranging from assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. We at HNN have compiled the following report on the last month of Jester...
As the final semester of the year ends, final-year Hapan students have proven to be some of the galaxy's brightest young minds, with some of them even outdoing the Galactic Empire's finest academics.
On recieving this news, the Minister for Education, Heinrich Fuller, announced that, while Hapan students may be the best in the galaxy, there was still no excuse for future students to slac...
While on patrol yesterday, the HRS Victoria, a Carrack-Class Light Cruiser, stumbled upon a wormhole opening not present on existing charts of the region.
A probe was immediately dispatched to take sensor readings of the interior, in case the hole was being used by foreign ships to enter Hapan space illegally. According to our source in the Navy's PR department, there were no unusual sensor r...
The eagerly awaited ComUnit network was released by HapTech last month right on schedule. Announced three weeks ago, ComUnit excited the public when it learned that all existing datapads would be upgraded in order to complement the software. Even the military has accepted that the ComUnit is useful, purchasing a datapad with ComUnit software for every officer in the Navy and Army though it is rumo...
An unspecified Hapan space station is getting a face-lift this week, thanks to the efforts of an aspiring painting company and the generosity of an anonymous sponsor. Roik and Gibiv Painters, Inc. is a small firm trying to make a name for itself in the galaxy as a painter of everything from space ships to buildings, and it is currently turning its expert hands to a spectacular mural on the side of...
A group of esteemed Hapan scientists recently launched an extensive survey of the maritime life hidden in the depths of Dathomir’s oceans, and already their findings are extraordinary. With the aid of deep-sea submersibles and powerful sensor equipment, the scientists have discovered a number of previously unknown species of marine life dwelling in the deepest and darkest of Dathomir’s ocean t...
welcome to the weekly sports report, your only source for all the sports news from throughout the galaxy.
First off, the local leagues.
The Cluster Shockball League (CSL) is REALLY starting to heat up, with big wins by Leto's Rangers and the Royal Kingz. Malcom's Magnums, still suffering horrendous injury problems, suffered yet another loss, and are currently languishing at the bott...
Today is another glorious day for our great nation. A group of doctors from the Hapan Institute of Medical Studies at Dathomir have been studying the lethal disease called the Tatioonian Plague. This disease is very deadly and caused an epidemic which stroke some of the major planets of Outer Rim. A lot of cities were deserted, and even some planets were totally abandoned. But, today Doctor Siniia...
As new arrivals continue to flock to the thriving trade planet of Dathomir and its cities continue to grow, municipal programs are struggling to keep pace. The rising population requires a rising level of public transportation, and the Dathomir Municipal Transportation Services (DMTS) are doing their best to meet that need. A recent overhaul and expansion of the city’s public transportation netw...
The city of Avalon was rocked by loud explosions today. The incident occured near the city centre where hundreds of citizens were gathered to attend the Greatness Hapes Parade a parade celebrating over a millennia of Hapan success. According to witnesses, the Royal Navy float was the source of the explosions. The designer of the float, Luidoan Jalid has this to say:
"The float had a cargo of ...
A Royal Hapan Marine was treated and released from a Royal medical facility today for minor cuts and bruises sustained during a short scuffle with a would-be mugger, who is currently hospitalized in critical condition.
The marine, whose name has not been released, was off-duty for the evening and was making his way back to the barracks from a local tavern last night when the would-be mug...
A fake human cadaver gave a retired Navy man the shock of his life on
Dathomir yesterday.
Former Captain Sam Gnonug was warded following a heart attack when he opened a package he received in the morning.
His wife, Dala said "I was in the kitchen preparing breakfast for the
family when I heard a scream. I found him lying on the floor, and called
the ambulance. Wh...
And now to the economy.
The market climbed higher today as was expected. The news that the Hapes Consortium had once again defended her borders from foreign vessels increased confidence in Hapes-based companies. This euphoria is expected to last for a few weeks. The most notable gain was from Colonial Shipworks who reported a 1.2 credit increase per share and a 2 million credit profit for ...
The image on the screen is replaced and you see a reporter standing in front of a large fire. In the bottom left you see a title bar saying:
'Horror Smash In The Skies of Coruscant'
The reporter starts to speak.
"I am currently at Coruscant at the site of a terrible wreck. Just moments ago, during Coruscant's peak hour, a speeder lost control and crossed into the path of incoming tr...
The effects of today's earlier beer spillage have escalated, with several more tanks at the same distillery releasing their contents, a total of 75 thousand megalitres. Disaster experts have been speculating on a probable cause, some of them even considering terrorism, making this the first terrorist attack on Dathomir since it was opened to the rest of the galaxy.
Now, the PRo-Isolation of D...
The Khan's Distillery company today announced that there has been an accident in one of their major distilleries. No details have been revealed as yet, but... hold a moment.
We have just received word one of several tanks that were storing the fermenting beer has ruptured, spilling several thousand megalitres of beer into the surrounding area.
Environment workers are worried ab...
Members of the Hapan Environmental Management Program (HEMP) held a benefit dinner and garden show last night in the city park, to raise money for their ongoing efforts to protect and promote the luscious greenery of Dathomir’s renowned forests and public spaces. Though at times it was difficult to distinguish the meal’s garnish from the surrounding exhibits of local flora, everyone who atte...
Earlier this week the Hapan government was approached by anonym individuals demanding for action against the New Anzat Order. Word has it that the NAO is arresting members that wish to leave their government, these individuals are then left to rot in unacceptable ways that clearly violate Human rights throughout the galaxy. Though the only official response from the Hapan government is that it i...